"everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back"
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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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sir-ryan-lancelot:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

Because using Celsius is illogical.

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thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

(Source: ghostcongregation, via sir-ryan-lancelot)

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